a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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