I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
This is the high leading the old right now
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
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