Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
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