vagina is talking i cant
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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