i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
Randomize