week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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