We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
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