They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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