for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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