his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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