i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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