We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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