Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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