What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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