I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
Randomize
