Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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