I'm lost and stupid without you.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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