Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
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