But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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