I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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