sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
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