Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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