This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
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