found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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