Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
This toilet bowl is my home.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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