why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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