Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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