If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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