id be glad to
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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