paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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