so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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