Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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