I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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