We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
this will be a night to untag.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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