his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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