Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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