Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
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