i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Did I show you my penis last night?
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
MIDGETS
????
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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