Me too!
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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