I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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