Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
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