That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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