he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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