Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
I don't deserve a penis
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
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