Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Your penis caused this!
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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