I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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