No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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