You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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