U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
not ubering you a puppy
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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