What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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