Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
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