Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
Randomize