He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
send nudes
from the living room?
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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