My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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