Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
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