id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
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its like you know when i get waxed
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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