Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I am naked and annoyed.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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