Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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